the truth about men and women

it all started when i thought vaginas are ugly and i came to the truth about men and women. the entire world makes sense to me now. injected are random convo pieces but read on and be enlightened.

AlwaYsSleEpy86: vaginas are totally ugly

raginaheartsyou: lol

raginaheartsyou: penises are worse

AlwaYsSleEpy86: nuh uh

AlwaYsSleEpy86: penis is way awesomer than a vagina

AlwaYsSleEpy86: a penis is simple

AlwaYsSleEpy86: its just there

raginaheartsyou: no a vagina is just there

raginaheartsyou: a penis gets in the way of so many things

raginaheartsyou: i can't just kick and it will be ok

AlwaYsSleEpy86: hahahaha

raginaheartsyou: and when u run

raginaheartsyou: it gets in the way

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i guess thats true

AlwaYsSleEpy86: it would bounce

raginaheartsyou: it does bounce

raginaheartsyou: i've asked

raginaheartsyou: haha

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i never thought to ask

AlwaYsSleEpy86: ive never thought about it...

AlwaYsSleEpy86: now im goingt o ask

raginaheartsyou: oh i've asked

raginaheartsyou: haha

raginaheartsyou: no need to waste yourself the embarrassment

AlwaYsSleEpy86: its not embarassing

raginaheartsyou: i got neardeath stares from anthony

AlwaYsSleEpy86: hahahhaha

AlwaYsSleEpy86: THEY should be embarassed

AlwaYsSleEpy86: hahaha

AlwaYsSleEpy86: poor him

raginaheartsyou: haha

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i asked corn

AlwaYsSleEpy86: im pretty sure his face is like o_O

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i just listened to your fave song

raginaheartsyou: haha

raginaheartsyou: which one?

raginaheartsyou: i have many at the moment

AlwaYsSleEpy86: o

AlwaYsSleEpy86: it'll all be better in tiiimme

raginaheartsyou: oohh

raginaheartsyou: loves it

AlwaYsSleEpy86: britney won three vmas

raginaheartsyou: so rigged

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i know

AlwaYsSleEpy86: she totally looked out of it

AlwaYsSleEpy86: like she kinda iddnt care

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i almost fell off the bed last night its so high

raginaheartsyou: lol

AlwaYsSleEpy86: corn said our boobs also bounce

raginaheartsyou: but ours are more usefull

AlwaYsSleEpy86: so i figure small boobed people are genetically superior cuz it bounces less and therefore we can run further

raginaheartsyou: we can feed people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlwaYsSleEpy86: o

AlwaYsSleEpy86: penis creates people?

raginaheartsyou: but still...

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i guess you cant create people without feeding them

AlwaYsSleEpy86: way to start a mess and have us clean it up

raginaheartsyou: lol thats what men are good at

AlwaYsSleEpy86: life makes sense now

raginaheartsyou: i'm sure

AlwaYsSleEpy86: corn i have a question

cornthepen guin: tammy, i have an answer

AlwaYsSleEpy86: does you penis bounce when you run

AlwaYsSleEpy86: is that an awkward question

cornthepen guin: yeah it usually does

cornthepen guin: my balls especially

AlwaYsSleEpy86: o

AlwaYsSleEpy86: that sux

AlwaYsSleEpy86: vaginas dont bounce

cornthepen guin: yeah but your boobs do

AlwaYsSleEpy86: oh yeah

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i dont think humans were made for running if everything bounces

cornthepen guin: i think it makes it interesting

cornthepen guin: cause you get to see our weiners bounce

cornthepen guin: and i get to see your boobs bounce

AlwaYsSleEpy86: hahahahahh

cornthepen guin: it's a fair trade

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i think small boobed people are genetically superior

cornthepen guin: i thought that's why people ran

AlwaYsSleEpy86: cuz then they can run further cuz it bounces less

AlwaYsSleEpy86: you just made me laugh out loud

cornthepen guin: you could argue that small weinered people are just as superior

AlwaYsSleEpy86: yeah

cornthepen guin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia06DeCxhTM

AlwaYsSleEpy86: maybe not in the sex dept but deffo in the running dept

cornthepen guin: would you rather be the world's fastest runner? or the world's best sex machine?

AlwaYsSleEpy86: worlds best sex machine

AlwaYsSleEpy86: no contest

cornthepen guin: agreed

AlwaYsSleEpy86: hahahaa i thought so

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i think thats small they created cars

AlwaYsSleEpy86: thats why small penised people created cars

cornthepen guin: small penised people should be running all over the place

cornthepen guin: they don't have to worry about sheit

AlwaYsSleEpy86: lol

AlwaYsSleEpy86: i suppose

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I've decided to blog about my life. People have said they'll read it...so i'll do it. 

so i've moved back into campus village and that in itself is scary. it's the final time i'll be moving in somewhere during my college experience. it's the first last of something. it gives me the shivers to think about it. yeah i've said i'm ready to leave college and that is true but it doesn't make it any less scary. all i've known up to now is going to school. i've had jobs but nothing that will be commanding my life 9-5. it's mind boggling really. what's most amazing is just how incredibly fast it went. at the same time, first year seems like it was ages ago. i don't know if i want to go to school anymore either, but i had always planned on grad school. i'm just really sick of tests and bad teachers. i'm sure i'll have my share of bad paperwork and horrible bosses too. 

well, now is not the time to dwell on it. all i can really do now is focus on making my last year here the most memorable for both myself and for my residents. i'm super excited to be an RA again. i love it, it made college just that much more funner. hahah funner. im forcing them to hang out with me. 

btw, if battlestar galactica really isn't airing til june, i'm dressing up as a cylon and attacking the scifi channel. seriously, best show ever.